the pub closes in five hours

you can find work and sort your life out any time.
You can ask, I mayn't answer.

maliahaling:

for the girls the fairytales abandoned

whiny-sugar-glider:

BBC - Nature’s Great Events

He disliked him because he found the idea of someone who was not only privileged, but was also sorry for himself because he thought the world didn’t really understand the problems of privileged people, deeply obnoxious.

Douglas Adams (via svlad-cjelli)

holistic detective agency, right?

(via saxifraga-x-urbium)

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v-is-for-vincent:

ohgodwhatamidoing:

Oh yeah.

That’s a reblog right there.

Beautiful. Just beautiful T___T

fooltook:

He did not expect to be ambushed with a camera. Precious baby.

Anonymous said: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

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fuckyeahrhodgilbert:

This bit of stand-up came from a video with shit for quality, so I made cute GIFs using one of his DVDs. [x]

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

padalecki-party:

blackichigo1:

LMAOOO HAHAHA

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

(Source: sizvideos)

i-effed-it-all-up:

u know how sometimes if u eat too much of a certain food you get sick of it

like my mom used to make spaghetti several times a week for YEARS bc it was quick and easy so now im kinda “meh” about spaghetti

you know that feeling??

that’s how i feel about white cis male protagonists

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whitepajamas:

My preferred aesthetic is poncho men with giant photoshopped heads and tiny hands. 

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