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Inspired by the Daily Mail’s brave exposé of the fact that charities will give emergency food packages to undercover journalists fraudulently claiming to be destitute and hungry
Journalist Ross Slater lied to Citizens’ Advice Bureau workers about his employment and family situations in order to claim £40 of essential food intended for people in desperate need.
Twitter user @DickGraceless has produced a handy chronology of some of the paper’s other particularly noteworthy achievements
Fact checker’s note: The Daily Mail didn’t claim that Facebook causes cancer in 2002. This is because Facebook didn’t exist until 2004. In fact, it took the Mail until 2009 to stir up a Facebook cancer scare story.
We’d normally like to finish with some sort of pithy comment, but we think this speaks for itself.
“ Ancient moon priestesses were called virgins. ‘Virgin’ meant not married, not belonging to a man - a woman who was ‘one-in-herself’. The very word derives from a Latin root meaning strength, force, skill; and was later applied to men: virile. Ishtar, Diana, Astarte, Isis were all called virgin, which did not refer to sexual chastity, but sexual independence. And all great culture heroes of the past, mythic or historic, were said to be born of virgin mothers: Marduk, Gilgamesh, Buddha, Osiris, Dionysus, Genghis Khan, Jesus - they were all affirmed as sons of the Great Mother, of the Original One, their worldly power deriving from her. When the Hebrews used the word, and in the original Aramaic, it meant ‘maiden’ or ‘young woman’, with no connotations to sexual chastity. But later Christian translators could not conceive of the ‘Virgin Mary’ as a woman of independent sexuality, needless to say; they distorted the meaning into sexually pure, chaste, never touched. ”
Monica Sjoo, The Great Cosmic Mother: Rediscovering the Religion of the Earth
when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u
i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork
“ Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. ”
A compilation of Edward Gorey and his rather gothic poems and illustrations.
Vanitas. Drawing the symbolic cornucopia of death at the bottom was fun.