the pub closes in five hours

you can find work and sort your life out any time.
You can ask, I mayn't answer.

(Source: overhumor)

dailyotter:

Otter Looks for a Fishy Treat in the Keeper’s Boot

Via Beginners Blog Otter

wingsofcheese:

When people post reams of beautifully constructed, wonderfully worded meta-text and you just sit there flap-handedly typing ‘it woz gud yo’, and ‘der characters were bomb diggity.’

This really isn’t that difficult to grasp.

shelikespretties:

tzikeh:

1) Benedict Cumberbatch gave a phenomenal performance as Khan Noonien Singh in Star Trek: Into Darkness.

2) The casting of a white man as Khan Noonien Singh in 2013 is HIGHLY PROBLEMATIC.

3) Both of these things can be true at the same time.

4) No, really; they can.

Exactly.

Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.

When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

I mean, it’s just true.

(via tealeafprincess)

nevver:

Shark week, Every week.

ahandsomeguy:

toartc:

cool-ass-shit:

 

Amazing

ha!

(Source: michaelnoire)

lnternetporn:

what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years

(Source: theclearlydope)

lord-kitschener:

hobgoblinhero:

heres the mail it never fails

#HERE’S YA FUCKIN MAIL YA FUCK

mkupperman:

Why not become a cockney grave robber?

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