the pub closes in five hours

you can find work and sort your life out any time.
You can ask, I mayn't answer.

me at home:
i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
me going away:
I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN

inothernews:

doulaness:

Just stumbled upon this tweet from February: Neil calling out Mental Floss for lightening his skin.

Ugh.

Parent to child at the library:
Shhh...remember what we said about being loud in the library?
Child:
We'll wake up the books.
Parent:
That's right.

Charlie Brooker’s Legendary Wipe Shows
Screenwipe
↳ Series 1 (2006)

Gene Roddenberry:
Star Trek was an attempt to say that humanity will reach maturity and wisdom on the day that it begins not just to tolerate, but take a special delight in differences in ideas and differences in life forms. […] If we cannot learn to actually enjoy those small differences, to take a positive delight in those small differences between our own kind, here on this planet, then we do not deserve to go out into space and meet the diversity that is almost certainly out there
JJ Abrams:
lets just... lets just bLOW UP vulcan and commit genocide

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

castielinablanket:

I just want Tumblr to know that I have never, not once, wanted to reblog a text post as a link.

b1awhore:

same

b1awhore:

same

(Source: jaehyo-ahn)

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smilepact:

things fake dude gamers say

  • we need to go back to the roots of gaming and stop trying to make games for everyone
  • there are no queer video game characters
  • representation in video games doesn’t matter because everyone who plays them are all just like me
  • my video games are art but i don’t want them to be critiqued as if they’re a piece of art because it’s also just a game

(Source: grawly)

christianmakesjokes:

hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.

Twilight has problems with misogyny and with abusive relationships. I don’t want to sugar-coat that. But if you, dear reader, are going around saying that Twilight is proof that girls are all stupid-heads who want a brooding vampire to stalk and abuse them, then you are being misogynistic.

In all my years of life, I have never heard anyone seriously speculate that the popularity of femme fatales in fiction means that all men secretly yearn for an abusive relationship; yet in the time since Twilight was released, I have heard the meme that all girls wish to be abused more times than I can count. This is a failure of understanding the difference between fantasy and reality, and it is a “failure” that conveniently props up existing misogynistic narratives about how women who stay with abusers stay because they secretly want to be abused rather than because they are groomed (by both their abuser and the larger society) to stay with their abuser, and because society does not empower them to leave. This is a comforting lie we tell ourselves because it’s easier to blame abuse victims than acknowledge that we are failing them.

Ana Mardoll’s Ramblings: Twilight: Abuse and Attention (via michaelblume)

This, and ditto for “Fifty Shades of Grey.”

(via pervocracy)

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